Thursday, February 24, 2011

Zanzibar

There are a lot of fancy and nice resorts in Zanzibar, we did not stay at them. Mainly because it was over the New Year and a lot of other people spend it there. We stayed in the old city called Stone Town. It was within a few blocks of the beach, but we couldn't swim because they dumped their garbage on the beach as well as the raw sewage. We were able to take a boat out to Prison Island one day and another to the south end where we swam with dolphins and snorkeled. On the way back we stopped at a park and saw monkeys.

Stone Town's heyday was back during the slave trade. It was an ugly history and what we heard and saw of it was gut wrenching. There is a very large Muslim population, and the mosques broad casted their prayers over loud speakers six times a day. Two were located on either side of our hotel resulting in a weird dueling chanting effect. When they were quiet the cats, kids and general population that was crammed into the small area of tall stone buildings with very narrow streets, created a continuous echo of sounds.

Our favorite spot was Mercury's named after the lead singer of Queen who was born in Zanzibar. But one night, as we walked along the waterfront esplanade, we came upon a big square lit with tiki torches and filled with tables heaping with every imaginable kind of seafood! The center was equipped with hot grills. As we walked around it "waiters" tried to sway us to their table. They were all pretty similar with the choice of precooked food, such as shish kebabs with shrimp, lobster, fish, scallops - pretty much anything you can imagine. In addition, all kinds of naan, breads, samosas, bananas, salads and other side dishes were displayed. We were overwhelmed with tantalizing smells and heaps of beautifully displayed tropical cuisine. We decided to walk around and look at all of the tables first. Each "waiter" had a schpeel such as, "our money helps orphans" or "I'm fisherman Jimmy and have the FRESHEST food and here's why...".

John thought it might be fun to get a something from different tables. When he selected a lobster kebab, samosa and salad, they heated the lobster on the grill and put it on a plate with two toothpicks. A napkin had to be requested. Seating was an unoccupied small patch of concrete wall we had located. Another "waiter" appeared and asked what fresh squeezed juice we would like. I had sugar cane with lime.

It was my turn. I thought that crab claws at Fisherman Jimmy's would work for me. John guarded our concrete real estate while I sought our our second course. When I arrived at the table and asked for Jimmy, I was told he was gone and the resident waiter said it was OK they all worked together. I had heard that before in Africa and believed it. But no sooner than he had handed me a plate and slapped a crab claw on it, Fisherman Jimmy appeared asking me where John was, at that moment he realized the other guy was serving me. Immediately Jimmy jumped the waiter yelling at him that I was his customer. In retaliation the waiter on the other side of me snatched the claw from my plate and shook it at Jimmy in the most threatening way possible. I stood between them quite shocked as they shouted at each other, and the waiter gesticulating with my dinner. I searched the crowd helplessly for an escape or solution to what seemed to be an inescapable problem. I saw one young man who was entirely entertained by my misery. However, I was not.

I interjected, "I asked for Fisherman Jimmy!" which was all of the leverage he needed to end the fiasco. The now empowered Jimmy grabbed my claw from the defeated waiter and slapped it onto my plate, which was still suspended in front of me. The waiter with one last act of aggression grabbed the claw off my plate and threw it back on the table. He glared at me coldly and hissed, "$5000" and stomped away.

Jimmy retrieved the claw, took my plate assuring me that he would crack it and heat it on the grill, and would I like some fresh lime & salt on it? Minutes later he returned and I handed him the $5,000. Jimmy looked stunned, "it is $15,000" he said. I dug in my pocket for the other $10,000. I found my way back to John and after devouring the over priced claw we called it quits. We didn't have the stomach to face the ordeal again. Whether the Crabby Waiter cursed us, or Fisherman Jimmy wasn't entirely truthful about the freshness of his seafood, we both suffered the "Revenge of the Crab Claw" for about a week.


Currency: Tanzania Shilling (TZS) $1 USD = $1,479 TZS




Tanzania

We had our first experience in a tent camp. It was fancier than many a hotel room in the states. The amazing part was this was located in the middle of nowhere and had better, water, electricity and Internet than the city did. We had paid a package price and couldn't figure out how they could pencil out the expense of these accommodations. The people who worked at the lodges were from the local tribes. They worked three months around the clock and then had a month off. We never had anything stolen and were always greeted with a cheerful "Jambo!" The service there was beyond exceptional, it was to the point of suffocating. The ratio of staff to tourist was approximately 4:1. We were constantly under surveillance, to the level that, if perchance a crumb should fall from our fork on the way to our mouth, a waiter would catch it before it hit the table. If we were in our room and sneezed a hand armed with a hankie would materialize through the wall and wipe our nose.

Our driver in Tanzania was named Sebastian, but everyone knew him as Seba. He thought this was funny because it was close to a word in Swahili for "Old Guy"...rough translation. He had a great laugh and employed it often. Another thing he was known for was giving people food. He stopped and bought bananas from street vendors along the way and would pass them out to other drivers and game wardens he saw. We learned a lot about the "Safari Culture" as well as local lore from him. He was a great story teller.

John and I were overwhelmed with the wildlife we saw. Over and over we exclaimed, "Wow!" Seba was chuckling and trying unsuccessfully to hide it. When questioned he admitted that Americans sound like little lion cubs calling for their mama's "wow, wow, wow." He was quick to say that others also made a certain sound such as the French, Russians, Germans and so on. We inquired as to what the Swahili word was, he said, "Whachabana!"

In a deep pool where two rivers merged, dozens of hippos grunted, splashed and roared! We watched safely from a cliff above along with many other tourists. We overheard a couple of teenage British girls one remarked, "I should like to be a hippo!" another said, "Surely you wouldn't because you'd be swimming in poop!" to which she replied, "I wouldn't care because everyone would be, and I would get to swim and eat all day." "You are right! I should like to be a hippo too! Daddy! Won't you please buy me a hippo?"

The parks were all spectacular and we experienced more than we could have imagined. Hopefully the pictures that we took will turn out, and when I have the time and a good connection will post them.

We spent Christmas in Tanzania and I must say that Jingle Bells in a safari lodge really doesn't work. We were staying at a Sopa Lodge on the rim of the Ngoragora Crater. A huge lightning and thunderstorm lit up the skies. They served free wine and other beverages of your choice and "bitings". The Maasai Warriors performed a war dance with shrill battle cries and blasts on a horn. It was really quite scary even in civilized surroundings!


We said our goodbyes and flew to Zanzibar where we would spend New Years........

Currency: Tanzania Shilling (TZS) $1 USD = $1,479 TZS



 
 
 

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Kenya

I was afraid to go to Nairobi because there was a woman from Oregon who got shot in the face there a couple of years ago. Even though our plane was late, our driver was there to meet us. He took us to our hotel that had armed guards at the entrance. We were told not to walk at night. We didn't.

We had one day to adjust to the heat, time zone change and the overall craziness of Africa in general. Then we were off to the first of a sixteen day safari trip that would take us through eight different parks and end up in Tanzania. Looking back it would have been better to do two shorter trips with a chance to rest in between.

Samburu was our first stop. The Sopa Lodge was in the park and we were told not to go out by ourselves at night. Indeed the first night I heard lions and learned the next day there were two in the compound hunting. The entire trip was way over the top better than I had ever hoped for. At some point when I have time and a good connection, I will post pictures. We not only saw elephants, rhinos, and cape buffalo, they charged our vehicles on more than one occasion. In addition we saw every kind of gazelle, antelope, zebra, giraffe, wildebeest and more. There are a lot of bats in Africa and I had the experience of sharing a bathroom with one...

Aberdares, Lake Nakuru, Maasai Mara and Amboseli were all parks we visited in Kenya.Our driver the entire time was named Jonathan. He was a young ambitious man with a family and several other business in addition to being a Safari Guide/Driver. It was the off season and we were the only ones in the pop top land cruiser.

Jonathan did his best to teach us Swahili as we crawled over ditches and bumped down dirt paths through jungle and savanna. We learned that his father-in-law had passed away from complications of diabetes the very first day of our safari and ended up attending the funeral with him. He was a guardian angel for us, helping us to transition to the extremely different culture of Africa. Utter poverty to utter opulence with no in between. The stark contrast was offensive and difficult to adjust to. Johnathan took us to the boarder of Kenya and helped us walk through the boarder process. Then he handed us off like a baton in a relay race to our new driver in Tanzania....

Currency: Kenya Shilling (KES) $1 USD = $80 KES



Monday, February 7, 2011

France

We arrived in Paris, France to very cold, snowy conditions. We took a train, subway and walked with 50 lbs. of luggage to our hotel in the old town district. It was very early in the morning and the hotel could not let us check in, but we were able to leave our luggage there. We staggered around finding something to eat and drink until the we could get our room and sleep.

It took a couple of days to get over the jet lag, taking naps in the afternoon was the norm. The food was incredible and everything was pretty great except for the cold. We brought layers of clothing and it was not warm enough with all of them on. We were able to sight see and the highlight for me was the Louvre.

We took the bullet train to Montpelier where John was scheduled to have French Lessons. I took advantage of this time to paint and explore. We had a one bedroom apartment and I was able to cook as well! France has the most incredible food and beautiful buildings! The day we left Montpelier, we jumped on a bus to the Mediterranean Sea. It wasn't far and it was totally worth the effort to experience it! We took the Bullet Train back to Paris, stayed at a hotel next to the airport, it was not a good experience.

The next day we were on our way to Kenya....

Currency: Euros (EUR) $1 USD = $.75 EUR